WHO: Byakuran Gesso srslyevilbzns, Uni Giglionero onlyluminous
WHAT: The security feed review, and Uni makes a report.
WHERE: Byakuran's office, Paphiopedilum Tower.
WHEN: February 15, 2009
RATING: ...PG?
WARNING(s): Byakuran. ...And Uni.

( it could have changed the whole game )

WHO: Shouichi Irie srsbarista, Uni Giglionero onlyluminous
WHAT: Valentine's Day ice cream for the dateless and the overworked.
WHERE: An ice cream shop near Millefiore headquarters.
WHEN: February 14th, 2009
RATING: G
WARNING(s): It's Shouichi and Uni. Most harmless people ever.

( I want chocolate. And sprinkles. )

WHO: Hibari Kyouya, Ryohei Sasagawa
WHAT: After Sparta the Friday the 13th fiasco at the office, two unlikely people find themselves overtiming at the same time.
WHERE: Vongola & Associates office.
WHEN: Around 1 AM, February 14 [backlog!]
RATING: G
WARNING(s): RYOHEI IS IN IT. THEREFORE, BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL.

( They OTL in different ways. )

WHO: Ipin, the rest of the Vongola group
WHAT: Valentines at the V&A
WHERE: Offices, Vongola & Associates
WHEN: February 14, Morning
RATING: G
( No dates? )

WHO: Gamma, Uni
WHAT: UNI SENT OUT AN SOS.
WHERE: The Tower, Millefiore & Company.
WHEN: Friday the 13th, late afternoon.
RATING: G (maybe).
WARNING(s): EXCESSIVE CUTENESS. LOTS OF FLAIL.

( One knight short of a party. )

WHO: Leo and Shouichi (and if anyone wants to call their cellphones they're on...)
WHAT: Stuck in an elevator between floors 34 and 35.
WHERE: Elevator B, stuck between floors
WHEN: Friday the 13th, morning
RATING: PG (for now)
WARNING(s): None! (so far)

( slow grind~ )

WHO: Byakuran (srslyevilbzns), Dino (aesthetic_ally)
WHAT: What's a little corporate wrist-slapping between friends?
WHERE: A small restaurant
WHEN: Thursday, early afternoon
RATING: G
WARNING: Byakuran

( look rich, talkin' cheap )

WHO: Fuuta de la Stella scarfyoutodeath, Uni Giglionero onlyluminous
WHAT: Two not!scheming strangers meet. A series of exercises in manners.
WHERE: A shopping complex near Namimori that may or may not be Omotesando Hills.
WHEN: February 21, 2009 (YES, WE ARE FUTURE-LOGGING TO THE EXTREME.)
RATING: Very G.
WARNING(s): Excruciating politeness and various attempts at (politely ( Read more... )

WHO: EVERYBODY. Yes, EVERYBODY.
WHAT: Kick-off post, and a friendly reminder from your lovely mods.
WHERE: All over Namimori? You decide. :3
WHEN: 8:00 AM.
RATING: G for the moment.
WARNING(s): CRACK AHEAD. CRACK EVERYWHERE. And possibly, RAPE. \o/

( Zoom~ )

WHO: Xanxus, Squalo, Belphegor
WHAT: The Varia is going to the dogs. Buy. Them. I mean. Er.
WHERE: Wherever Boss takes them
WHEN: Saturday, Jan. 24th, Morning
RATING: PG-15 to be safe
WARNING(s): Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

( Abandon hope, all ye who enter the car with Xanxus )