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[recondojoe]

I think my social skills are above average, but man I don't know how to think before speaking. I was talking to this girl today and I noticed she had the EXACT same Jacket as me. AND I KNOW FOR A FACT IT IS A MAN'S JACKET BECAUSE I BOUGHT THAT BITCH MYSELF. Anyways, I was like "oh man, you're taking away from my swag." and then I was like "hey,

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[vegasmoon]

Well...was she fat?

Haha. No, I don't think you're wrong cuz you weren't intending to make a fat joke.

[recondojoe]

She wasn't skinny but she would probably look okay if I was really drunk.

[mikser]

>look okay if I was really drunk

So yes, she was real fat, ugly and masculine...

[recondojoe]

Your description is very accurate. She had nice blue eyes, though.

[mikser]

Nope. If it bothers her so much, she should lose some weight - it's not like you feed her into current condition. :)

[jala_the_dragon]

LOL. If I were her, I'd have punched you.

Then again, I also have a short fuse.

[mikser]

OMG, girl power female violence!

[jala_the_dragon]

Heh, something like that. Seriously though, if it appeared to me as if he was unaware of how it came off, I would blow it off; but, I do have a short temper so if I thought he was trying to be an ass I'd have punched him.

[mikser]