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nice work folks.

This morning I saw a headline about Jamie Lynn Spears sending Bristol Palin a present for her fetus. wtf?

So... I've successfully fucked up my circadian rhythm. I can't sleep until 6am, then I'm comatose until about 1pm. If I have work or an appt, I'll get up earlier, otherwise mornings don't exist for me anymore ( Read more... )

It's sorta stupid, but I'm experiencing all this guilt over not giving this guy a free coffee today. You see, I smoked out with him at a coworker's party a couple weeks ago and in my stupor promised him the biggest, hottest coffee ever for being so generous and an overall nice chap to my friend and I. It's not like he's going to hold me to that ( Read more... )

So...

my life is an endless loop of me asking myself, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?!"

I think I need to go into some sort of social hibernation until I stop hating myself.

LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS ( Read more... )

"Can you stop saying that word?! 'GNARLY.' It's so ugly! It's such an ugly word! What does it even mean?!"

oh dear...

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I miss my dog incredibly ( Read more... )

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