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nude bodysnatchers in a house of cards on videotape is all i need
So, I've been listening to In Rainbows in my car for nearly a month, and I can't adequately articulate my feelings in regards to it, so I'm going to let this guy do the honors. [if you don't like radiohead,you don't have to read the seemingly aggrandizing review I'm about to link. Well, you don't have to read it if you do, either. I just ( Read more... ) -
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I had to visit the dentist for an emergency root canal this morning. fun stuff ( Read more... ) -
it was a nice day.
*Enchanted was very cute.
*I Am Legend literally knocked me out of my shoe[only one fell off during my tremor]
*Today marked the first time I bought someone aside from my sister sexy panties.
*Happenstance led me to a free tote bag. -
Come on! Let's Boogey to the Elf Dance!
Tie up your boots
Jump off the ladder
Pack up your clothes
Nothing's the matter
Mistletoe hangs
Up in the bedroom
Your sister's bangs
She cut them herself
Santa is here
Sleighbells are ringing
Twenty-one elves
They are all singing
K-Mart is closed
So is the bakery
Everyone's at home
Watching TV
Santa Claus is coming
Hear the banjo strummingI'm ( Read more... ) -
Some people have way too much time on their hands.
I received a very strange phone call at work last night ( Read more... ) -
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My brother won't allow me to turn on the heater because he is going through what I presume is male menopause and is experiencing extended hot flashes. He argued that is was warm while wearing shorts and a t-shirt while I am freezing under 3 layers and a blanket insulated with magic manufactured in the former soviet union ( Read more... ) -
management can fornicate themselves with a giant fork.
I honestly can't help being a bitch at work.
It's to be expected when I'm told I can be reprimanded and written up for the way I apply whip cream to drinks during a rush.
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