Oooooooooooh that's the spot.

Ah, I have finally gotten around to posting about my trip to KC! I was reminded how much I love people in the midwest (D, G, M and assorted family members) and how much I hate hot weather. I have become a true pacific northwest PUSSY. Oh well...here's some pictures!

It seemed that we arrived on Laundry Day...

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I have allowed the dust bunny situation to go too far. How do I know this? I know this because this evening they delivered upon me their manifesto. They are now claiming the far reaches of my closet, underneath my bed, and my pile of shoe boxes as their own sovereign nation. I knew it was unwise to let them go unchecked for so long, but since I ( Read more... )

In my late teens I went through a phase where I briefly obeyed popular opinion and wore pastels in an effort to attract boys of the opposite sex. This was the result...


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Abominable Snowbunny's
Battle Imp
is

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...that it's Masturbation May!

Though...having it be the same month that contains Mother's Day seems like a big turn-off. Yikes.

Sala_mander, I'm using the Cunt Coloring Book you sent me as inspiration for my next project. You should be the first to receive my line of shrinky-dink vagina charm bracelets.

I think they will be all the rage in Hollyweird.

Lots have happened...so many other have already commented I feel a bit tardy. Hee.
Wedding rocked. Drank lots. Ate lots. Had a brief moment of panic when sala_mander went running after guy in shitty baby blue Le Baron convertable with license plate that read "MUNCHER ( Read more... )

I've been working lots and freaking out, but today my little sister and I went to the SPA and did fancy SPA things. My hands and feet are now soft and exfoliat-ey. Mmmmmmm ( Read more... )

I got something in the mail! I got something in the mail!

I think I will color it in with my own bodily fluids and then send it back to sala_mander as some kind of perverted tribute.

Viva la Cunt!