The town's only goth girl working at a funeral parlor. O Y HALO CLICHE

[redmeatmolly]

o hai i can haz apprenticeship?

Apparently I can. I have an apprenticeship at the funeral home. Here's to a life of draining people's bodily fluids.

Comments

[acolyte13]

that's awesome!

[redmeatmolly]

Thanks! I hope it all actually goes through though.

[thatjamiegirl]

[redmeatmolly]

YES. I had a friend who wanted to be a mortician and was taking classes for it. I kind of wanted to go to cosmetology school so I could do the hair and makeup for the stiffs. But this works too.

[mushroom_maiden]

hey wow. cool. hope it goes well.

[redmeatmolly]

Thanks!

[roboturtle]

Fuck yeah! Awesome job!
poast pix of dead people plz

[redmeatmolly]

Funny story about dead people pictures.

This morning I had a really awful nightmare where I was in the house that I used to live in and I found a secret compartment in the room that had been mine. Inside of it were all of these old Victorian death photos -- I know you know the ones I'm talking about, with the people propped up stiffly, eyes open, generally unnatural looking -- well, they were all really creepy. But then I came across this one where someone had poked all the eyes out of the photo -- it was like a large family of 8, all dead. And for some reason that unnerved me so badly. I woke up totally terrified. Then my mom's like 'oh btw' I was like "SHIT MOM"

[roboturtle]

lol
Yeah, that would freak me the fuck out too. Dreams (especially freaky weird ones) tend to stay with me all day and make me paranoid about stupid stuff.

[triaden]

I will just go ahead and say it. Ewwww...

[redmeatmolly]

It's nasty, but dead people don't talk back.

[triaden]

LOL!