I'm an awful, spiteful, and vindictive person ( Read more... )

I've never been so sore in my entire fucking life. I want to die ( Read more... )

A PAGAN FESTIVAL IN MY KANSAS? MORE LIKELY THAN I THINK ( Read more... )

I stole this from thatjamiegirl.

( ADULT CONTENT! ZOMGWTFBBQZ! )

The worst part of my day was realizing that I had been ousted as a moderator from several heatherface run communities in favor of kandi_panties. Why would you do that?

LOL J/K. I don't give a fuck.

PS I got a job. MEH.

My friend Aileen was telling me about how she has gotten pictures and the whole low-down on another friend of ours, Bjoern. I was distraught because, well, fuck. His name is Bjoern. I want to know everything about someone named Bjoern! So anyway, I was telling her about this dream I had about Bjoern and his woman where his woman was saying really ( Read more... )

Things I did today ( Read more... )

o hai i can haz apprenticeship?

Apparently I can. I have an apprenticeship at the funeral home. Here's to a life of draining people's bodily fluids.

It's official. James Iha + Taylor Hanson is my wet dream. FUCK ME NOW TINTED WINDOWS.

Why did none of you dirty bastards ever tell me to listen to Nick Cave or PJ Harvey a long time ago? Okay, one of you probably did and I was probably just being a stubborn asshole. BUT GODDAMN THEY ARE AMAZING.

On the other hand, I've also been listening to country songs. No no no. You have to hear them to understand!

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Maynard James Keenan singing ( Read more... )