Wind chimes have haunted the holy hell out of me for as long as I can remember. If I'm walking down the street and hear them, it usually stops me dead in my tracks. But it's a strange feeling too, like deja vu or something, like some buried childhood memory about bells that I can never quite put my finger on. Wind coming through leaves has a ( Read more... )

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2686449

= funny.

"I tend to associate places with emotional states. During our break-up, I wonder if she would've been
meaner had she known that the feelings she stirred in my were pure McDonalds" - some guy

Gah! That fitness-made-simple infomercial just came on. The song is catchier than mono, and twice as devastating : It's fitness made simple dah-du-du. It's ( Read more... )

i should be sleeping instead of trying to re-write old poems. i hate this feeling. i'm trying to write something about how we create idealized identities of people we have crushes on, and when we really get to know that person all those romantic projections wither away. i'm really starting to re-think being a writer, it's like torture ( Read more... )

last night was good times. me & josh went down to java joint, and as low as my tolerance is for alcohol, my tolerance is even lower for strong coffee; my nerves were noticeably jittered, and i found myself planted at the super mario brothers machine, frantically jostling the joystick. as mario descended down into a timewarp transport pipe, i felt ( Read more... )

My friend Jason just sent me this link. If you've ever seen any Ingmar Bergman movies, watch the first half of this Conan O'brien clip ... it is uproarious:

Ingmar Bergman's Girls Gone Wild

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First off, my intent is not to make fun of Christianity in the least; these pics just completely crack me up because they are so random & goofy. I'll post a few more in the comment area. Good times.


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What's the difference between a sorority slut & a mosquito?

If you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.

*oh snap*

It appears that Joaquin Phoenix (known most recently for his depiction of Johnny Cash) is also a big Elliott Smith fan. I was reading an article in some pop magazine where celebrities were giving their favorite albums of 2005, and Joaquin cited "From a Basement on the Hill" as his, noting that he can't stop listening to it over & over. Here's the ( Read more... )