What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A Brussels' scout.
What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A leek
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled
What do you get when two peas fight?
Black eyed peas silly!
Some more jokes from my coworker:
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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