Still alive.

My family is having a yard sale June 28. I'm supposed to be spending my free time going through my things to see what I want to sell. The weird thing is that when I first started looking, I didn't have much of anything to sell. Everything had a story behind it, and I wanted to keep the stories more than I wanted to keep the things. Each time I ( Read more... )

Sometimes I worry that I will sneeze and my front teeth will fly out of my mouth like Chiclets and I'll have to get dentures.

I got a flu shot this year. Somehow, in spite of this, I seem to have the flu.

This year hasn't been that great so far.

As long as we're publicly posting our issues, I'd like you to leave me alone, please. You're immature and ridiculous, and I want to have nothing to do with you. I said I'd leave you alone, and I removed you from my buddy list, facebook account, myspace, and phone ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Nadia. She was made of sugar, spice, and amazingness (oh, and all the normal human stuff, like blood or whatever). Years passed. Nadia got older. One year, on her birthday, she ignored the sage advice given to her by a local cat lady and refused to have a happy birthday. It was depressing, and sure, it ( Read more... )

Today Alexandra and I went shopping. On our way back to Kelly House, this girl was holding up traffic, and the police officer behind her turned his siren on and off and started waving at her to get out of the way. I went, "Ohhhh, shazaam! Burned by a cop," and Alexandra said, "She got tollllllld." Then some random guy started laughing and was ( Read more... )

So I took my video down because it made me feel awkward. I liked it, but I am probably in the minority ( Read more... )

No-Doz no does. I took it this morning and all I feel is annoyed that I wasted money on that junk.