I need to be somewhere else.

Today I witnessed something very rare. I have only seen it one other time, and it amazed me just as much this time as it did then ( Read more... )

Today I stepped off the curb and onto a lacy thong that had been discarded in the gutter. No joke ( Read more... )

Today I fell down a flight of wet stairs. In the rain.

Then I got up, went to class in my soaked and muddy clothing, and gave a presentation while in a massive amount of pain.

September hates me.

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1. My dishwasher is leaking. This is not funny ( Read more... )

I don't understand how weddings work for nudists.

So. In an effort to lessen my hermitude, I have decided to make myself have a conversation (things like saying hi and giving directions not included) with a stranger every day for thirty days. I started four days ago, and I have to confess that I didn't realize how actually painful it is for me to force myself to talk when I don't really want to ( Read more... )

UNREAL ( Read more... )