I'm in a hotel in Charleston right now, and, as I type this, I can hear people singing in the hallways. This might seem strange, given that it's 5:17 am, and that the singing has been going on in hallways, the lobby, dark corners, parking lots, restaurants, etc. since much, much earlier today (if not yesterday ( Read more... )

So I've had this little table in my office for a few years. I didn't buy it or put it in there, so I've never really looked at it much. I mean, I could've described it pretty generally, but I wouldn't have been able to recall much detail (for example, I knew it had writing in the lower right corner, but I didn't know what it said ( Read more... )

I went to see my favorite doctor today, and while his nurse (who's probably about sixty-five) took my blood pressure, she confessed that she always sleeps naked on the right side of her bed.

It's funny and kind of cool that people I don't know like to tell me random things about themselves, but what do you say to something like that?

So I couldn't sleep last night, and I started to wonder if anyone had thought about how great a business venture it would be to start a Harry Potter porn site. I was about to go online and see if it had already been done, but I didn't want to see Harry's magic wand, and I was afraid that if I searched for Harry Potter porn, I would find Hairy ( Read more... )

I was in the Atlanta airport for five hours yesterday (four hours for the layover, one for the airline to fix the fuel supply problem on our plane), and I saw some pretty awesome people. There was a drag queen in a flaming red dress, a guy that looked like Run from Run-DMC, and, most awesomely, a Buddhist monk.


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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/08/tree.odd.ap/index.html

I still need 3,310 business cards.