I went to a new eye doctor two days ago. We discussed celebrity gossip. It was pretty awesome.

I have, over the past year, developed the habit of speaking to myself in Spanish. This is bad, because I get very frustrated when I can't think of how to say something. Today I forgot the word for trash (basura) and it really held my thoughts up, because I refused to move on with my day until I remembered.

Despite what I've been told, I still think it's possible to fractionally meet people, and today I fractionally met a guy who, at first glance, appears to embody the trifecta of awesomeness: smart and nice ( Read more... )

( My New Hero )

Word I don't use enough: KERFUFFLE

Love it.

It feels like I gouged my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon, dipped them in tabasco sauce, rolled them in sugar, and put them back into their respective sockets.

Someone sent this to me on myspace and I thought it was pretty great...

--Go to Google.com

--Click on Maps.

--Click on get Directions.

--From New York, New York

--To Paris, France.

--And read line # 23.

YES.

Business Card Update:

My mitherbee jacked five business cards for me today, so I now need 3,451.

Feel free to pitch in at any time...

I was just catching up on my trashy celebrity gossip when I saw that someone out there wants to feed my K-Fed (Fed-Ex) fauxbsession: HE HAS A SEARCH ENGINE (http://searchwithkevin.prodege.com/?cmd=home)!Read more... )