So this past saturday was my friends birthday. She decided to go to Alumni Club. I have been there once before, and was turned off by the crowd and the place. Returning, I was expecting it to be worse. I had a blast. People werent as douche baggy as I thought they would be. And the girls, just as slutty as I thought...thus making for a very ( Read more... )

PO PO POPOZAU!!!!!!!! Sit up contests during concerts are even better than the show. Espicially when its a pop-punk concert. PLEASE read yesterdays daily herald!

Bitches need stitches. One in particular needs a couple stitches. Wisconsin sucks!!!

Since I last posted, I got a new job, got a new hairdo, and I have a renewed love for pornography. I think its time to go back to school. I miss talkin to ladies that respond to your existance (even if it is "stop talking to me"). Ah the good ol days. So anyone is invited to come over my place and do the do because i want visitors!

I am suffering from what is known as Bells Paulsy. The entire right side of my face is paralyzed (at least for a few weeks). That means making out with girls (and some guys) is virtually impossible. All I have to say is there is more deserving people that should go one week without talking. Example: Tom Cruise, T.O., Joe Buck, and everyone's east ( Read more... )

I read this on the cubs message board and made me choke up a bit. It goes as follows ( Read more... )

This is the list of those who have stock with the Arnold Night Club. Here goes, not in any order. 1. Ren (The Govenator) 2. Marvin (The Barbarian) 3. Pauly the Predator 4. John Craig (Conan Obrien.. the Destroyer) 5. Dave C. (Hercules in Texas) 6. Kevin (The Butcher of Bakersfield) 7. Jason (Raw Deal West) 8. Det. John (Kimball) Davidson. If ( Read more... )

Back about 2-3 years ago, myself along with some of my friends started a little thing we did on weekends called Arnold Night. Quite self-explanatory, but for those of you unaware of this, we would rent an Arnold Schwarzenegger film and critique it to the best of our abilities ( in other words, laugh our asses off when he talks ). The climax of ( Read more... )

For the past year and a half, I have been searching.............and I found him! Its DAN THE FUCKING MAN!!!!!!! He is still alive and living in Golden Colorado. He says hi to everyone that cares. He might be moving back soon too. Mothers..Lock up your daughters. Fathers....lock up your sons????? He will tell the "Prom Story" until your pubes ( Read more... )

So just yesterday I was coming back home from a store meeting near the Algonquin area. I was cutting through Crystal Lake when I happen to run across a hitch hiker. He had an acoustic guitar in his hand and his thumb up in the air. Then I thought to myself, what would my friend Jesus (dan the man) do in a moment like this. I Proceeded to stop ( Read more... )