I was driving back home yesterday and was thinking to myself that I do a lot during the week. I dont mean like work or other responsibilities, but things like shoot hoops, karaoke at chitty limits, and or shows. When I hear people complain about how there is nothing to do, I think they are just too lazy to go out and experience something other ( Read more... )

THE OTHER DAY, I WAS IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE GETTING AN EKG DONE ON MY HEART. THE WOMEN DOING THE EKG PROCEEDED TO ASK ME TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT. I NOT ONLY TOOK OFF MY SHIRT, I PROCEEDED TO GET BUTT NAKED. ALL SHE NEEDED WAS MY HAIRY CHEST EXPOSED. WHEN I WAS BARE AND READY, I THEN TOLD HER, "IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE BEEN NAKED WITH A ( Read more... )

SO SATURDAY WAS A VERY INTERESTING DAY. TEX, MARVIN, KEVIN, JUSTIN, AND MYSELF TOOK A CURIOUS PEEK INTO THE WINDOW OF THE DEAD. IN OTHER WORDS, WE PLAYED WITH A GLOW IN THE DARK (PARKER BROS) OUIJA BOARD. I WAS A DEFINATE BELIEVER AND I THINK EVEN THE SKEPTICS BECAME AT LEAST A 2% BELIEVER. IT DID SPELL OUT A BUNCH OF JUBBERISH. BUT ONE THING IT ( Read more... )

Don't you love how everyone has become a college basketball fan? I remeMber when it was the bulls, then it was the Lakers, then Pistons, now the fighting Illini. I think its great for people to get into sports, especially their own home teams. But at the same time, if people cant hold on to that memorabilia when the team has had a giant losing skid ( Read more... )

I DONT HAVE MUCH TO EXCEPT HAPPRY BIRTHDAY LAURA B. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JIMMY SHAY. ITS GOING TO BE MARVIN'S BIRTHDAY ON THE 31ST AND JOHN CRAIG'S ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY ( ENOUGH SAID ). SO TO ALL THE LADIES WHO READ THIS POST AND SEE BIRTHDAYS COMING UP, MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THEM THE BEST BJ EVER! AND TO THE LADIES BIRTHDAY, GUYS, LET THEM FEEL ( Read more... )

YESTERDAY, MYSELF AND JOHN DAVIDSON WENT TO ROLLING STONE RECORDS. I PURCHASED THE OZZY BOX SET THAT HAD JUST COME OUT. WHEN I WENT TO PURCHASE THE ITEM, THE CLERK JUST GAVE ME A LOOK AND A SNARL. AT THAT MOMENT I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, YOU WORK AT A RECORD STORE...HENCE YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME! FOR SOME REASON, MANY RECORD STORE WORKERS SEEM TO ( Read more... )

SO MARVIN AND MYSELF WORK WITH THIS GUY WHO SMELLS LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE. NOT JUST ANY COTTAGE CHEESE, BUT THE KIND THAT HAS BEEN IN YOUR BACK SEAT ALL SUMMER. HE ALSO LOOKS LIKE A COMBINATION OF GARY BUSY AND A HOBO BATHED IN FECAL MATTER. I AM JUST WAITING FOR THE DAY I FIND ANOTHER JOB SO THAT I CAN START MY PETITION TO HAVE HIM TIED AND WASHED ( Read more... )

NO DEPRESSING OR EMO POSTS HERE! MY BIRTHDAY WAS SATURDAY AND IT WAS OFF THE CHAIN! ALL MY FRIENDS WERE THERE AND SOME WERE THERE FOR 15 MINUTES, BUT IT STILL ROCKED. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK KEVIN FOR THE DONUTS, JUSTIN FOR THE WINE, AND MARVIN FOR THE STD YOU SHARED WITH ALL OF US. COME TO THINK OF IT, I BELIEVE IT WAS JOHN C. OR TEX THAT HAD THE ( Read more... )

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