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[ So, here this slaughterhouse truck is on the highway, just chilling and stuff.

At 180 km/h.

Run by chaos and mayhem and zombies, who apparently enjoy their takeaway and have been collecting humans, gasoline cans and quite a bit of (locked) ammo. The camera lands on the glorious decomposing driver, who hasn't missed a day of regular service, and

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WHAT'S GOING ON, HAHI?!

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[Somewhere- SOMEWHERE where there is no chaos but then again there is no chaos like a zombie land thread, after all - Haru is hanging onto the - railing? seat? there's no seatbelt in this truck, what is this world coming down to - closes solid surface she can find, and please let's not even mention her disguise]

Who keeps throwing babies?!?!

Am I the only thinking this post is missing zombies being blown up?

[child_radical]

[Well that confuses him completely but not as much as he tosses the sword into the forehead of one zombie and digs around in his backpack for another clip when his hand falls upon a grenade he gained custody over the day before.

Forget babies for the moment, Haru, it's 'splosive time.

One uncharacteristic grin of evil slides across his face as he whips out the explosive, pulls the pin, and tosses into the crowd of zombies. Seconds later there is one satisfying explosion with zombie parts flying everywhere and knocking others down from the shockwave. A path clear, Huey sprints towards the truck in an attempt to jump onto some side handle or the back of the truck.]

I INCLUDED GASOLINE CANS FOR THAT KIND OF THING : ( b

[renegare]

[ The supermodels. Do not want. ]

Are you high?

It was a little boom ;_;

[child_radical]

[He'd answer but being mute and having your only means of communication being impacted by owning zombies. Sorry ladies but you'll have to wait for the kid to close the distance hoping the truck slows down enough for him to be able to hop onto the truck to get a response.

Thank the lord for the miracle of oversized zombie speed bumps. Knowing that he has a small window of opportunity, the kid pours on the speed, leaps and catches the back end of the truck. Heaving himself up with arms heavy from fighting he lets out a toneless sigh and stands. Huey pulls out his tablet and writes another message for them to read.]

No, it's just kind of hard to push through a damn horde when you're on foot.

don't look at me, home ed never taught how to make flour bombs

[harutastic]

[She is surrounded by Gokuderas. Always. Like the plague.

And her eardrums are like - HAY GURLFRIEND REMEMBER US? YEAH. YEAH. -]

DEAF!! DEAF!!! HOW DO PEOPLE NOT GET DEAF IN EXPLOSIONS?!?!

Did your home ed have bad cooks with mean streaks?

[child_radical]

[Magic Haru. And ear plugs, good ear plugs. Having already made his way onto the truck due to fat zombies slowing it down enough, he'll just make his way to cab while pistol whipping any zombie in his way to death while questioning the insanity that was happening in the back like baby zombies and Rin getting married to a zombie.]

[ragazz0dinebbia]

[ Nevermind how she got into the truck Details, details, but she has the better zombie disguise (sorry Haru) and definitely recognized that screech ]

H-haru?!

[harutastic]

[There are always details, like how is Haru here, aside from the love of a man and a woman You can't really compete with an illusionist, okay? As far as disguises go, improvised ones are Haru's speciality. Don't make us break up for this petty detail, Chrome. Honey.

Wait-]

Hahi?

[WAIT. CHROME? HONEY?]

C-CHROME-CHAN?!

[SOB. SOB, SOMEONE REMOTELY GENTLE AND KIND AND NOT PSYCHOTIC ON THIS TRUCK AND -]

HAHI, HARU LOVES YOUR DISGUISE!!

[THE JOY. THE JOY. Remember how there is That Moment in any girls' friendship - This Moment is not that kind of moment. This moment is more like...We're Trapped On A Demon Truck With Zombies All Over But You're Here And It Makes Me So Happy I Could Hug You - and she does. Squashing paint and blood and who knows, really, together. Because. Because - Chrome.]

[ragazz0dinebbia]

[ Chrome is hugged! Awkwardly, because you really can't have a proper hug on a fast moving vehicle with the Zombie War raging all around you, but an awkward hand comes to rest on Haru's back while the other steadies them with her trident. This really wasn't the place for Haru to be on... unless she was looking for something. ]

Umn! And... and your disguise... it's good too!

But what are you doing here? It's dangerous!

[harutastic]

[Such a sad thing, that Chrome doesn't smell of anything nice and fluffy, like clouds or candy or clean sheets. All she smells of is blood, and that's a little bit...disturbing. But, well, since she has cracked the eggs, dug the grave, made the bed, took the penny and jumped into the pool...]

Well, there was a light - and then, odd things - and then, we're looking for something, probably. But Haru doesn't recall much after starting to run and then hiding and then suddenly being on this truck, somehow...

[ragazz0dinebbia]

[ Come to think of it, she herself didn't remember anything that happened during the past few days, so feh. Drawing the other girl into the same cloaking illusion, Chrome was able to breathe a little easier. Haru is now zombie-harassment free and can now bonk at any zombie with her spoon without fear of a bite back. While she continues to spear at zombies that come a little too close for comfort. Which is a couple every minute or so. ]

I don't remember too much too... I'm glad Haru is okay. Squalo almost hacked at you back there.

[harutastic]

[*_* Chrome. How awesome is that. Haru totally has your back, sister!! Smacking any zombie that comes too close to comfort before ducking carefully out of the way for Chrome to conk at it with her spear-thing-staff-thing. Trident. Yeah.]

Hahi - it was close, but somehow good prevailed! We even teamed up one time, haha! Not that it's a laughing matter - because this is not. It's terrible. Haha...

[ragazz0dinebbia]

[ Chrome caught that liiiittle tinge of fear mixed with Haru's laugh. Cue reassuring shoulder squeeze from the girl with the eyepatch! A nice little bonding moment amid all the blood, gore, explosions and confusion ]

... I think, I think we're a good team! And we'll be okay...

[harutastic]

[Oh god, just - she is trying not to cling to the other girl's arm, but this is creepy and scary and she's too young to die and TSUNA WILL NEVER MAKE AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF HER IF SHE GETS CHEWED ON BY ZOMBIES AND -

Calming down.

Clamping mouth shut.

Pokerface on. Spoon clutched fiercely. And releases her grip on Chrome's arm. A bit.]

Yeah. Yes. We will. We're survivors, okay? Right? Right - okay, Haru'll cover your back!