READ.

Question:

Is it okay to put foil in the toaster oven?

time to find out....

STILL.

AWAKE.

why

right now I feel like having a lobotomy would be preferable to going to work.

my hair looks like shit cuz the blowdryer DIED.

DayQuil is the most VILE medication EVER.

my head is filled with words. but I'm completely speechless. I JUST DON'T KNOW.so I'll talk of other things. of cabbages and kings ( Read more... )

hey MOM, you're so fucking sick, twisted, and emotionally CRIPPLED. expect a lengthy diatribe coming your way shortly via your FAVORITE spy tool - LIVEJOURNAL.

hey DAD, all I can say about you is that I feel fucking sorry for you, because you've so pathetically given in to her every whim. I understand that you love her, and that "explains" ( Read more... )

I'm suffering from separation anxiety disorder in association with my records and record player. I miss the added warmth that records have, so unlike the cold digital sound of a cd or downloaded music. the soft scratching and rhythmic rpms. I'm almost tempted to fetch my record player, records and all the added paraphernalia from what was once ( Read more... )

I fucking hate how crying makes my face ITCH if I don't wipe off the tears.

I just remembered that I stole the chutney magnet!

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