I'm gunna take a big fat shit on erica
because every time we were gunna hang out
in the past few days
she has GONE TO WORK
and that made me cry

but then
I'm gunna give her THE SHOCKA!!!

because I love her.

call me when you are done with work you mothafuckaaaaaaa

i'm probably not
going to do without in the
unremembered

I'm about to go take the SAT. I am now shitting my pants in terror!

I no longer have a mullet!!!

I wanna be one of those people in 80s movies who listen to their records with those HUGE ASS headphones. and dance around my room doing air guitar and screaming to the music that no one else can hear because they don't have the HUGE ASS headphones. but of course my movement will be restricted by the cord connecting my HUGE ASS HEADPHONES to my ( Read more... )

last night was beautiful. I DOMINATED blong's car. I completely and totally made it my slave. it shuddered when I reached 100 miles per hour, cruising down the darkened 14 freeway, but it was a shudder of pleasure, not of fear. pictures to come.

tonight, we teepee creep! I need to get out. if I don't meet new people (boys *cough cough*) ( Read more... )

so I'm sitting here all cold and hungry and I'm thinking to myself god-FUCKING-damnit, because I could be sitting here eating some nice hot soup, except for the fact that I left the soup at my parents house, and I'm not about to drive back up there and get it. or am I? and I'm kinda wondering why my sister isn't on AIM, because I know she sure as ( Read more... )

ALEXA! don't lick the butter!!!

ugh. I'm trying to study for the SAT and I am realizing that I don't remember how to do any math. this is absolutely disgusting. plus I'm upset about a thousand other things, my mind is so occupied, and I can't do anything except burst into tears every five minutes, spurred by random things like looking into the fridge.

it's really LONELY being sick with no one around to take care of you.