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you know how it is...
you go a week or two tithout posting and then a month and then a few months and by then you're just too embarrassed to post anything. -
FML POST
I woke up this morning after a night of feverish tossing and turning to find my glasses were broken. My mom is basically angry that I am angry over the loss of my glasses and my subsequent reduced mobility and has decided that if I am going to spend my one day off this week "pouting" over the fact that my glasses are broken, then I need to find a ( Read more... ) -
Dear Folks,
When you say things like, "Thank god, someone who speaks English!" or "I'm a small business owner, I don't want to buy your products to support China or Spouth Korea!" you don't sound clever or funny. You don't sound particulary interested in the potential that the company I work for could be violating human rights or cutting on safety ( Read more... ) -
Sorry I've been out of contact
It's completely because I've been too embarassed to get back in contact. I don't know why that is, it is. I missed you guys, but there you go.
So, yeah. -
HA!
Guess who's totally not hungover! -
Drunk post time!
So, tequila, yeah, tequila is a really bad decision. Yeah, it makes you bouncy and also unable to stand up straight I quite enjoy it.
Tequila is made of aguave. If I die tomorrow, hahahahaha.....
So, in retrospect, yeah, tequila is a bad decision. All my friends took care of me tonight. Sean even walked me to the door wtf?
Haha, I am so drunk -
HI!
I am so drunk you guys, I almost spelled drunk as dunk and I am pretty fucking drunk to be that drunk I once while drunk went and looked up enunciate just to fucking be sure I would be saying enunciate right wow I AM SO DRUNK ( Read more... ) -
Sorry I've been incommunicado...
For the past, what, two MONTHS?
It's been a LONG shame spiral. I'm not deliberately ignoring you folks, I'm just exhausted all the time and a little depressed.
Been a long one, at any rate. I've been trying to get myself back together and I think it's working. -
Tropes I wish people would stop using...
Okay, just the one. BTW, I STILL aten't dead. And I will be a better friend tomorrow, just please bear with me ( Read more... )