(I walk into my family room and my dad is covered up to his neck in blankets like a goddamn caterpillar in a cocoon)

"Jesus, are you cold?" -Anthony

"I ate some ice cream..." -Anthony's Dad

"..." -Anthony

"...and I got cold..." -Anthony's Dad

"Okay, so, turn to page 69. That's my age. ...And, a sexual position. I'm now old enough to BE something I used to do as a kid." -My badass foreign film professor

reverendanthony6 (11:07:19 PM): YOU ARE A FAT BITCH
reverendanthony6 (11:07:21 PM): SUP
Blessashell (11:07:32 PM): YOU ARE A SKINNY ASSHOLE
Blessashell (11:07:32 PM): SUP
reverendanthony6 (11:10:48 PM): SUP
Blessashell (11:10:55 PM): SUP

Blind Steve2 (11:56:58 AM): hey anthony
Blind Steve2 (11:57:05 AM): why doesn't anyone really know how to please a woman?
reverendanthony6 (11:57:08 AM): why
Blind Steve2 (11:57:18 AM): because no one has a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

"He looks like James Woods if James Woods wasn't James Woods." -Ash

"How the hell did you get that in here?" -Grant
"I walked in, and sat down. Even if anyone had stopped me, I would have just said 'diabetes.' Which is not strictly a lie, since I didn't say who had diabetes." -Jeff

http://digg.com/gaming_news/MUST_SEE_Young_girl_reenacts_climactic_scene_from_BioShock

DIGG THIS GODDAMMIT IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

http://www.destructoid.com/hey-ash-whatcha-playing-episode-two-89097.phtml

Go here to watch it, though I can guarantee with almost 100% probability that you won't get it.

ekombokom211 (1:14:28 PM): who is eric the red
ekombokom211 (1:14:34 PM): i need to hear this
reverendanthony6 (1:28:50 PM): so
reverendanthony6 (1:28:50 PM): this guy
reverendanthony6 (1:28:52 PM): homeless guy
reverendanthony6 (1:28:58 PM): basically told us several things
reverendanthony6 (1:29:00 PM): 1.
reverendanthony6 (1:29:16 PM): he was the ( Read more... )