(11:04:29 PM) ekombokom211: you at the house
(11:04:32 PM) ekombokom211: that you are sitting
(11:04:39 PM) Sorjak1: yeah
(11:04:45 PM) Sorjak1: with my giant ass 22 incher
(11:04:47 PM) ekombokom211: ew
(11:04:47 PM) Sorjak1: monitor
(11:04:52 PM) Sorjak1: MONITOR

ekombokom211 (4:09:18 PM): we kept trying to get the empire state building
ekombokom211 (4:09:20 PM): to jump off of it
ekombokom211 (4:09:25 PM): but we kept dying before we got there
reverendanthony6 (4:09:35 PM): that happens if you kill everyone you see on the way
ekombokom211 (4:10:00 PM): not my fault they were outside enjoying life
ekombokom211 ( ( Read more... )

reverendanthony6 (11:43:54 AM): They intentionally made the driving controls worse, for seemingly no fucking reason
reverendanthony6 (11:44:01 AM): I have no idea why they'd choose to change them like that
ekombokom211 (11:49:05 AM): i know why they did it anthony
reverendanthony6 (11:49:09 AM): why
ekombokom211 (11:49:17 AM): cuase if you ain't out of ( Read more... )

Sorjak1 (2:42:51 PM): so an evil villain lures a hero to his lair
Sorjak1 (2:43:00 PM): where he has three doors awaiting the hero
Sorjak1 (2:43:36 PM): laughing maniacally, the villain says "Choose your deathstiny!"
Sorjak1 (2:43:50 PM): i'm a genius
Sorjak1 (2:43:55 PM): that is all

ekombokom211 (11:04:11 PM): the only modern art i like other than that giant table set
ekombokom211 (11:04:16 PM): is graffitti
ekombokom211 (11:04:20 PM): mainly just bansky
ekombokom211 (11:04:26 PM): or banksy
reverendanthony6 (11:05:14 PM): Banksy is a person, I assume?
ekombokom211 (11:05:46 PM): or group
ekombokom211 (11:05:48 PM): no one knows
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"Queen is good for volume, but if you want classy, you've gotta go with Pat Benatar." -Jeff
"That's the first time that sentence has ever been spoken in the history of language." -Anthony
"Pat Benatar is classy. I'd hit that with MY best shot." -Jeff

Aaron: 
He [Obama] wiped the floor with that cunt [Clinton] today.
50 point lead in DC, 30 in Maryland, almost 20 in Virginia.
Sorry, almost 30.
27 or somesuch.
I hope that cunt likes apples.
... I don't know where I was going with that.
anthony: 
...
Aaron:
Eat some fucking apples!

And then I'd kick her in the teeth.

reverendanthony6 (8:49:32 PM): did you finish voyage of the damned
reverendanthony6 (8:49:33 PM): or start it
reverendanthony6 (8:49:35 PM): or download it
Sorjak1 (8:49:48 PM): both
reverendanthony6 (8:49:54 PM): I said three things
Sorjak1 (8:50:04 PM): i don't like that number
Sorjak1 (8:50:07 PM): so i ignore it
Sorjak1 (8:50:11 PM): and always add or ( Read more... )

reverendanthony6: that's like saying you want Star Wars to be more like Moulin Rouge
ekombokom211: Rouge Squadron

jackie 8723 (12:37:56 AM): do you have any emergen c?
ekombokom211 (12:38:07 AM): no
ekombokom211 (12:38:08 AM): i wish

ekombokom211 (12:38:13 AM): i'd be snorting it
ekombokom211 (12:38:18 AM): off a hookers vitamin enriched ass
jackie 8723 (12:38:35 AM): wow
jackie 8723 (12:38:49 AM): everytime i think its impossible for you to say something ( Read more... )