benjaminlobato (2:44:17 PM): polypenis spree

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"Can you smell what the Barack is cooking?" -Ashly

I'd suggest subscribing to these two podcasts. Not only because I host one and have a regular segment on the other (so I've got that going for me...which is nice), but because simply subscribing will net myself and the others on each podcast more money.

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"Spell the following word backwards: 'baroque.'" -Uli
"Uh...can you use it in a sentence?" -Arlene
"I knocked over the lamp and it ba-roque." -Grant

It's some sort of ocular device!

"Jeff, you want a beer? You're 21, right?" -Justin's Mom
"Nah, still 20. And I don't really drink that much, anyway. Just special occasions. Like Thanksgiving. Or waking up." -Jeff

"I'm delicious when I'm warm.
-Love, Mom" -- Yet another awkwardly-phrased post-it note attached to a container of baked goods

baz0okat0oth (7:36:59 PM): Winter break
baz0okat0oth (7:37:02 PM): DIe Hard marathon
baz0okat0oth (7:37:03 PM): yayayayay
baz0okat0oth (7:37:10 PM): Be THERE
baz0okat0oth (7:37:19 PM): I'M OUT
ReverendAnthony6 (7:37:19 PM): why die hard
ReverendAnthony6 (7:37:21 PM): WHY DIE HARD
baz0okat0oth (7:37:26 PM): because
baz0okat0oth (7:37:33 PM): no one dies ( Read more... )