So finally my Nintendo NES works. The seller sent me a new cord in the mail and turns out that it was the miracle cord. Only thing is, the 72 pin connector is pretty faulty. Still works on most games, but I'd rather get a whole new pin connector so that I don't break a sweat every time I want to play something. I'm really pissed that the Duckhunt ( Read more... )

Oh my god, fucking skin me alive right now. I have become an eBay addict. My life is beginning to reach its dreadful end as of this moment (financially, which eventually leads to physically, which then leads to literally). I now owe over $300 to my mom because of the mp3 player, pointless Faith No More memorabilia that only me and a portion of this ( Read more... )

I won a bunny at work! Dude, I was so proud of myself. It's actually a stuffed toy that came in an Easter bucket that was filled with bags of candy, a chocolate bunny, and a Banana Republic notebook. It was given to me at the quarterly meeting this morning for being 2nd place to get the most in average transactions. Therefore it's kind of like ( Read more... )

I now owe my parents 322 dollars' worth of one week's bidding on eBay. Shit man, that's pretty bad. I won a new mp3 player, a collection of Faith No More magazine clippings, a Faith No More bootleg from Chile in 1995, and a fucking Super Nintendo NES with two controllers, a gun, and 12 games, motherfucker!! I need this stuff, I really do. Literally ( Read more... )

I've always wondered, what the hell does somebody mean when they say, "It's fucking hot as balls in here, man." Balls aren't that hot. As a matter of fact, they are suspended from the rest of the male body in attempts to keep the sperm cooler than the normal temperature of 98.6 degrees Farenheit. So what the fuck are you saying? Is this supposed to ( Read more... )

I hate Cat Stevens. He sucks. He's painful. He's retail store music; most likely played on rotation at JcPenney.

So we didn't go see Grindhouse last night because Lauren got lazy and said her parents didn't want her going out so late on a school night. Kind of hypocritical because we'd been planning this for quite some time. Oh well. That DVD ( Read more... )

What the fuck? Faith No More is reuniting? It really feels like a conspiracy, and I'll tell you why:

On Friday I was on Myspace (surprise?), and saw on Peeping Tom's profile (or that I remember, it was one of Patton's quadrillion fucking bands), that a girl posted a comment that was an excerpt from a Metal Hammer article written that day. The ( Read more... )

I'm seeing Grindhouse again this Sunday. FUCK YEAH!!! It's awesome how Lauren is still taking me, because it'll be her third time and I kind of feel bad for making her see it three fucking times, but she says it's all good because that movie of course kicks some major fucking ass. Dude, I would go see that shit every day if I could. She saw it the ( Read more... )

I think I have watched Pulp Fiction so many times that I am starting to laugh about every five seconds as I'm watching it. That shit is just too goddamn funny. And what's with this sudden surge of Tarantino haters? Fucking wussies. I've heard complaints about his acting and well, dumbfuck, he's not supposed to be taken seriously. Jimmy was fucking ( Read more... )

Ew, man. I gained weight. Ever since that Peeping Tom concert, I couldn't give a shit and eat about five meals a day. I am still in complete denial of the whole experience. Fuck, I can't even listen to Peeping Tom anymore - or else I'd want to break down and cry like a fucking pussy. Not really, but the thought of having experienced a tremendous ( Read more... )