i saw this at The Onion.  i found it...amusing.
Act Now To Take Advantage Of My Lowered Standards

By Karen Lohtse
March 5, 2008 | Issue 44•10 - The Onion

Are you tired of all those other women who expect an emotional connection? Are you fed up with wasting all your precious time building a rapport before she gives in and sleeps with you? Well, ( Read more... )

ok.  she called on a Tuesday night at 1am.  if she's married, she shouldn't be calling me.  she should talk to her "husband", her mom, or familia.  why is she callng me?

A friend of a friend said something that a friend of hers said...said that the Dodge Arena brings down too many Spanish acts. The Arena has been here going on 5 years and that it seems it mostly brings in Spanish artists ( Read more... )

ok...here is what rgvdude has been up to ( Read more... )

i tried looking for the blog when i first mentioned this. i am talking about my co-workers, Brad and Angelina. i had mentioned that i thought it was cool that Brad was going out with Angelina. she is pretty. he is a player. he has gone out with several other attractive girls at work. Angelina on the other hand i was disappointed in. (i know ( Read more... )

i still play videogames. i bought this PS2 game for about $20. it was pretty cool. so i lent the game and a DVD to my friend. well, his apartment got broken into. they stole his DVD player, PS2, and some of his wife's jewelry. he returned my DVD because there was no way to watch it. however, my game was in his PS2 so it got stolen. now, he ( Read more... )

so i recently went to a club and this girl comes up to me and asks who did i come with? and i replied "no one" she was like "whaaat? why?" (i think it's different for guys to go to clubs alone. it is more dangerous for girls. it's not so much a double standard issue as it is a safety issue) anways, so she asks me to dance and right away she ( Read more... )

high school sweethearts. if you marry your high school sweetheart right out of high school, it will not last. IMHO. and i am also talking about recent generations. i know there are some seniors who are still married to their high school sweetheart and that's fine but it seems the more recent generations, marriages, in general, don't last ( Read more... )

someone broke my driver's side window and stole my radio last night!!!!!!!!!

Who's to say we are better? This blog was started by listening to Hot Kiss 106.3 the other day. The Girly Spot of the day was about California outlawing spanking. (I am guessing Disciplinary Spanking, as opposed to Recreational Spanking.) Anyone caught spanking would be fined and could face up to a year in jail ( Read more... )