He brought the quilt up to his face and inhaled again. Her scent on the linen was still there.how was this even possible? It was as if it were left with an intent, a subtle mockery, some sort of pungent sneer. He burried his face in the source trying to draw something palpable. Even if an extraction were possible it would just sit in a jar next to ( Read more... )

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From my two weekends back in the cess pool of society I've noticed a very distinct and horrific new breed of ultra-wang ( Read more... )

Today I woke up around 2pm due to the fact that I had picked up "My War by Colby Buzzell" and didn't put it down till I had finished. It's actually quite good. I'm now contemplating joining our armed forces in some capacity ( Read more... )

"i'm up for a chat"

motherfucker.

This series of semi intimacies has made me rethink self castration. The 'tie a bit of string to a door knob and slam the door' trick didn't work. Could try jumping picket fences naked. Or flavour my extremities with meat and cheese and break into a goat enclosure.

You're the worst lay i've ever had.. and i've fucked a cactus.

"You're still wearing the same clothes"
"You're still wearing the same hideous interior"
"It was good to see you"
"You too"

and those eyes, they're really dark. How can eyes be that dark on a white person? Those eyebrows are incredibly shapely also. I'm thinking incredibly carnal thoughts. It must be the alcohol. Think about something else. Go for a cigarette, get out of there. Much cooler outside also. She's here. it's happening. it's better than incredible. much ( Read more... )

I wish i had a "peek-a-boo bang".