this is funny for so, so many reasons. one of which being that i used to have this exact haircut. yay for fourth grade.


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i feel like a complete asshole.

and my house still smells like raid.

i awoke this morning to a colony of ants trying to overtake my kitchen. as any good housewife would, i doused them in raid and went back to bed.

country fresh scent my ass.

so this is totally random, and certainly reflects my nerdiness (which i completely embrace), but i just learned that there's a horse named rhythm who gave birth to a horse named ethereal. apparently, ethereal rocked the shit out of the melbourne cup (which, of course, is a horse thingy, presumably in australia, that i've never heard of and have no ( Read more... )

i am a fiend and i need my fix. where is my next sex and the city disc ( Read more... )

you know you are being adversely affected by your hormones when you cry at the conclusion of "pimp my ride."

the sleeplessness has returned ( Read more... )

there are very few things better than waking up in the morning to the pitter-patter of fag feet. the joint-birthday party last night ran fairly smoothly. celebrations in my honor make me quite queasy, so it was good to have someone else there to take the heat off. but either way, it was amazing to witness the generosity and kindness of all of ( Read more... )

from the vaults ( Read more... )

i'm becoming increasingly irritated at the anti-islamic tone of the news stories about arafat's funeral and such. but it's not like i'm surprised.

also.. note to self: never let manda choose "barbie girl" for us to sing at karaoke ever, ever again.