[10:49 PM] br0ccolistalker: HAVE YOU EVER MET A TAP DANCING BROCCOLI?
[10:49 PM] Jonah: can't say i have
[10:50 PM] br0ccolistalker: WELL THAT WAS MY ONLY QUESTION. GOOD NIGHT. I WILL TRY TO LOCATE A ONE-VEGETABLE TAP ACT IN YOUR AREA.
[10:50 PM] Jonah: i can hardly wait!

[10:48 PM] br0ccolistalker: ALL THE VEGGIES ARE GOING DOWN

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Figured people would get a kick out of this.  Names have been redacted to protect the humiliated.

[08:58 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: wut's ur favorite scary movie
[08:58 PM] Jonah: spice world
[08:58 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: really i like scream so i'll play it like that
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The following IM conversation really did take place.

[10:29 PM] BR0CCOLI STALKER: GOOD EVENING.
[10:29 PM] Jonah: and who might this be?
[10:30 PM] BR0CCOLI STALKER: I AM THE BROCCOLI STALKER - CAPTAIN OF CELERY, LORD OF LEEKS, ZORRO OF ZUCCHINI.
[10:30 PM] BR0CCOLI STALKER: I AM HERE TO DISCUSS THE FUTURE BETWEEN YOU AND VEGETABLES.
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