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Ugh, went to a bachelorette pary tonight and some lady (oh, 26 years old or so)offered to flash her boobs in one of our pictures. My drunk friend welding the camera couldn't manage getting the three other people AND the tits in the shot. I, however, got a good gander at her super-tan bilaterally pierced boobies. Rock on. Downtown Orlando is supa- ( Read more... ) -
safety first
My mom and I (yes we do many things together) were cleaning out the liquor cabinet this evening. That in itself is an interesting undertaking. We keep our booze on the floor of the pantry, okay, not really a cabinet, but we need all the booze-room we can get. So, the bottom of the pantry is covered in Cheerios that fell out of an open box and it's ( Read more... ) -
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Sara, Joe, and Bill, naked cookies to you! Dian and BFF, some your way as well. Shock your elderly relatives, the holidays CAN be fun! -
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My mom and I made our traditional anatomically correct gingerbread people today. It was so rockin'. How does one make gingerbread pubic hair? I'll tell you, but this is a trade secret so be sure to only use its powers for good: use a garlic press. Works like a charm. When I was much younger, my mother would put together a tin of these naked cookie ( Read more... ) -
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I have had the crappiest head-cold for the last several days and am just now getting over it. I'm still tired and clogged though. Also, my cat is outside chewing the heads of mice somewhere and I want him to be inside comforting me. If he hadn't taken that damn carpentry job! -
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I hate it when you feel all tired and cozy kinda early (like 10pm, WAY early for me) and you brush your toothiepegs and wash your face and kiss your mom and you fall asleep in a SNAP. Only to awaken 3 hours later finding your sinuses back up and your nose running. So, you lie there for awhile because though not asleep, youfind your self still ( Read more... ) -
Come on people
Isn't it interesting how perception and reality are often two wholly different and totally unrelated entities? I was reminded of this tonight as I left a babysitting job (my first in about 6 years), where I snuggled with two adorable baby girls (1 and 2) for about an hour, then watched satellite TV in HD for the next 6 hours. So, two precious, well ( Read more... ) -
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Oh, man. Freakin' Dane Cook is going to be HOSTING SNL on December 3rd. What an awesome turn of events, he deserves it. Especially since he has gained popularity purely through he chops as a stand-up comedian, fuck TV and movie career. RIght on. -
damn you, Chuck Norris!
10 LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS ( Read more... ) -
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I was listening to Terri Gross interview Joan Diddian on her memoir "The Year of Magical Thinking" about how she dealt with her husband John Gregory Dunne's death in 2003, the same time her daugher was struggling with a serious case of pneumonia. I learned that right after she sent her completed manuscript to her publisher her daughter, aged 39, ( Read more... )