This is an official update.

What the fuck is going on in here? What kind of soap opera drama have you been creating?

Please summarize your existence in 10,000 words or less.

Now back to your regularly scheduled journal.

I escaped from Alcatraz this morning in 38 minutes. The winner did it in 20. I only did the swim section on a relay team. I don't run unless I'm being chased.

It was the easiest open water swim I've ever done. The water was dead glass this morning.

You know those guys that escaped in 1962? They're still alive in Europe somewhere.

Hello good peoples of LJland. Check it out ( Read more... )

The world needs new characters in mythology and folklore. We were kids when we started calling bullshit on Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Bigfoot, Great White Sharks, and Mermaids.

How much fun are the people over at Loch Ness having? Lots I bet.

At least we still have aliens.

Hello Gods and Monsters.

Anyone who is a fan of Jack Johnson should go see Donovan Frankenreiter on 5/25 at The Independent in San Fran.
His web is here: Donovan

I've been super busy with video production projects, which is good. We're working on a new project for Red Bull which kicks ass.

I've turned into such a geek.

How's the outdoors everyone? Thats nice. Send me a postcard.

When I was six-ish I wanted my name to be Steve, because I thought Steve Austin the Six Million Dollar Man was the coolest guy in the world. But that didn't last long. I realized he was just an old cheap robot who had a boss named Oscar ( Read more... )

Yesterday I met with Elena Blanco, the database programmer for Cosmic Planet. She was born and raised in Pavia Italy but now lives in Hood River Oregon ( Read more... )

I still have an ear ache.

Raging pain of an ear infection.
I'd rather be dead.