You know what's interesting? How you'll only be exactly 22 years of age for one day in your life. And, ladies and jelly spoons, for me that day is today ( Read more... )

If the hallways and classrooms of Hogwarts seem a little murkier than usual, it's because I have been busy trying to run two different businesses at once and no, I don't care, so tell someone who does ( Read more... )

My finest moment was not to be. Instead it was my finest-moment-that-could-have-been-if-it-weren't-ruined-by-people-who-"care"-about-me. Flint doesn't appreciate you either. He told me so ( Read more... )

Hogwarts sweet Hogwarts.

Gosh, it stinks a bit doesn't it?

I have been forbidden by Alicia to speak of the engagement so I am just going to say that I am definitely not engaged to Alicia.

Guess who has a brand new Firebolt II. Yes, yes, that would be yours truly.

Anyone read the Prophet today? I'd ask Horonia to marry me, but that would be against my principles of Not Marrying Journalists.

When you get to my age (twenty-one and then some) you start thinking about things in your life that you could have done better. Or things that you could have done, but didn't. Or things that you could have bought when you still had money to buy them. I'd say regrets, but it's such a 'woe-is-me' word and I don't really empathise with 'woe-is-anybody ( Read more... )

I've been having a look at the Lonely Hearts advertisements, and before a certain someone accuses me of cracking onto students, let me just say I was only interested in it from a statistical point of view ( Read more... )

( Private to Ginny Weasley )

Wednesday Night: What the fuck got into Alicia? She just attacked me! Like that! I wasn't even doing anything morally reprehensible! I bet Johnson's been feeding her things.I had such a fun time with you kiddies on Wednesday that I've decided that the next five people to get a detention with me will win a free chocolate bar. No joke. Remember, you' ( Read more... )

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff that Filch owned and has left behind. I think I shall visit some disreputable shops and peddle my wares. Beyond that, I've loving the fact that there's a veritable queue of trouble-makers to do my job for me. I do feel a bit sorry for them, so here's a public service announcement: Don't break the rules. It's ( Read more... )