Wife: 'What are you doing?
'Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing..? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
'Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'-------------------------------
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?
'Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?
'Wife: 'Yes or no.'_____________
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