( Cut For The Grand Reveal )

If I was feeling similie-ical, I would have to say that the internet is like an enchanted forest. (Made up of a series of enchanted tubes.;)

It's vast, and convoluted, and you don't realize what wonders or horrors are around the next corner until you're almost right ontop of them.

I have had my share of surprise eel launching porn, stealthy ( Read more... )

Ever since I was old enough to become conscious of these things, I knew that I would end up in jeans ( Read more... )

( Cut For Ego Puncture-ers )

You know that your destination and your site of origin are close when you ask the Public Transit Navigo website for which buses to take, and it simply states that you should walk your lazy butt over ( Read more... )

( Apparently, my face is capable of reverse-telepathy. )

My sweet deity of choice, is it common to get DT from lack of LJ? UC, my IP (aka my VIP) was MIA, causing my BP and HR to become FUBAR (something I had to keep on the QT in mixed company, E.g. at UM). Luckily, things are now OK, (or at least SNAFU). And I can finally return my attention to the wasting of time. (QED ( Read more... )

( This Cut Can Barely Contain The Forcefulness Of My Answer )

( Cut For Accidents In The Cosmetics Aisle, and Boring Introspection )

( Cut For Mammary Calamities )