*screeches self out of canon*

....much better.

Well, shit.

Fran, you've been my best victim date yet.

Oliphant sized kidneys sell well. So did that lung.

.....you only need one lung to live, right?

.....

*shrug* Oh well.

To get bloodstains off your fingernails; stick your fingers in a lemon and wiggle them around a bit.

A paste of cornstarch and cold water. This also works on matresses.

Have outdrunk my second lovely lady this week. *smirks*

Note to self: Do not let Findui near the freezer. Page Shady Stranger in the morning.

....I should probably get her out of that bathtub of ice before she comes to.

Hey, you.

I've made a damn good profit off a certain someone's certain organ. Note to self: dark, shady strangers pay very well for moderately fresh/functional organs.

Ring's being a drunken, whiney bitch. As a wraith I suppose I should be actively caring. But I realize it was my liquor that got him in that condition and as a scumbag I therefore shant be ( Read more... )

Went drinking with Ringie and Ancalime. Haven't seen that little fucker since... last age? Yeah. Man, just like old times. Except this time I wasn't chasing it around and screaming and there weren't any hobbits or unshaven, stinking men or fuckin dwarves and there was finally a hot chick.... ok, so maybe it was nothing like old times ( Read more... )

I've spent the last couple week ressurecting Lulu the Fell Winged Beast. She's one bitchin ride. Fiesty one too, I seem to have lost the last two fingers on my left hand. It looks badass though.... right?
....
Right. So, who's got that silmaril nowadays, I feel like doin some good ol' fashioned harassin' (ringbearers are so last age)