holy shit. heh.

......shit.

Let it be said that the Haradrim are fucking pansies. All of em. More'n half of them are missing two or three organs a peice, and they aren't doing shit about it. Ha. Business has never been better ( Read more... )

Business is slow of late, and apparently stealing someone's organs gets you in trouble with their relatives. Or leads to you impregnanting them. Not nearly enough cases of never hearing from that person again...

Anyways, I've purchased an appropriately sketchy looking house in Not-So-Far Harad. Hoping the new territory will prove fruitful. You

Fuck.

Tonsils aren't worth shit, however tasty they may be.

Hobbits v. annoying, but seem to learn best when threatened.

See if Finduilas' new drinking binge is something worth cashing in on.

I am going into hiding so as to distance myself from a certain menace to my well being who also seems to be the mother of my very own little wraithbaby in the making.

I dont care how good the sex is, I'm getting sick of being stabbed/maimed/etc. Sooner or later I'll no longer be able to stitch myself back up.

Thank you.

I may have to exact revenge on you and you and definitely YOU. You I already got. Bwaha.

I am still a fuckin gnome.

What the hell.

Um.


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