My wife is... tiny.

While this is a good opportunity to act like more of a sick fuck, I'm just going to get her a stuffed rabbit and then figure out how to kill Jade and hide the body before the boss catches me.

Okay. One maia and a barnyard.

And what looks like a old human. Easy peasy.

*snaps up a barrier around Seven to keep her from being smited into a pile of ash, and chooses who to teleport away first*

And. Dear Este: I swear I am trying to minimize casualties. That is all. Please do not turn me into a toad or other related paraphernalia.

My darling wife is king.

and I really should show some active interest in her doings right now, shouldn't I?

At the very least I'll deal with her maia problem.

*gets to work in the throne room*

and before anyone asks, no, I am not queen. go away

Six: *feels sad*
Este: You want someone to feel sorry for you, talk to Nienna
Six: Wanna hurt someone ;_;
Este: Go ahead. You'll just feel it with them.
Six: wanna glare at you
Este: You can do that too. Of course, I can also make it so that you feel 10 times what your victims do when you hurt them.
Six: >.< I've been good!
Este: Just making sure ( Read more... )

Have been teaching my beloved daughter (*mocks Gildor*) proper 'technique'.

All we need now is a...what's the word? Test run? Yes.

So off to the picking grounds. I wonder if I should grab Lai.

*teleports*

Six: Shall I let you go?
Gildor: Gimme Fu. ._.
Six: How about I teleport you to wherever you want?
Gildor: ... Gimme Fu.
( In which Gildor demands Fu a lot and Six says no and points out Fu HIS baby now. Pimpslapping occurs )

Six: *pounces Seven*
Seven: o.o hi
Six: I love you :D
Seven: What do you want?
Six: Nothing, actually. Just felt like saying it
Seven: *looks at Six as if he's nuts* uh-huh...
Six: *nuzzle*
Seven: *pet*
Six: I healed the elf again >.>
Seven: *blink* Which Elf? And why? They're not worth your time.
Six: the redhaired one. And part of my plan of ( Read more... )

Okay, I've got him.

Now what?

My wife has started passing out and going transparent. After a panic attack oh so cleverly disguised as complaining about my socks being missing, I remembered whose maia I am. Problem located and found. Plus my socks. Maia-ing's easier with socks.

So. Healing and finding a solution. :D I wonder if I can convince her it's elf cooties doing this.

Uh.

I lost the elf.

I don't really want to talk about it.