I am officially done drinking ASS coffee for the day. We DO NOT buy Starbucks so we can make the store brand, grr. My dad's wanting to move me into the marketing department, which makes me so happy. Even though it's taking forever to install this CorelDraw ( Read more... )

I've smoked so much this morning, in hopes to find something pleasant to think about. I'm still slightly fuming from yesterdays day dedicated to PISSING ME OFFFF. I don't need to care about that cause I have zanex, so fuck work in the ass today with a 17 foot black studded dick! Shibbbby. I feel so bad that Nikki had to experience part of my ( Read more... )

YEY FOR THE BENCHWARMERS & BOOGERS!

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i support world domination

I was running downstairs, when I got to the bottom I felt something sticking to my foot. Leaves tend to blow in from the front door, but oh noooooo.. Why would it be a leaf when it could be a roach? After repeatedly trying to wipe it on the carpet while running around in circles screaming, it just wouldn't come off. Good thing Mike's in the shower ( Read more... )

Oh dear.

I had this big epidemic this morning cause I had this big scab on my inner thigh. I was picking at it at 4 in the morning, but it wouldn't come off. When I finally woke up I was looking at it really close, and thought to myself.. it looks like a little spider eating my leg. I hopped in the shower in hopes it would fall off. BUT NO WHEN I ( Read more... )

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..DECK!

It's been very rainy today. I got a stuffed animal frog. :D He's so awesome. Fatty Mc Fat Fat Fiesta Froggin Mc Gee Jr

( skyscapes and sticks )

Partner in crime: Rae rae, The supplier of the candy bra, for the Christmas of the Rissa.

Plan of Total Annihilation Upon the Universe

1. Smoke ourselves stupid
2. Forget number 2
3. Remember to go to new porn shop
4. Go to Exotic Pet Shop (while wearing erotic strap-ons)
5. wiener wiggle dance

disclaimer: no animals fucked in the making of our ( Read more... )

tr.v. de·sired, de·sir·ing, de·sires
1. To wish or long for; want.
2. To express a wish for; request.

n.
1. A wish or longing.
2. A request or petition.
3. The object of longing: My greatest desire is to go back home.
4. Sexual appetite; passion.

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something gay about you ( Read more... )