So... let's ignore the fact that I haven't written since, what, October? and just get right to it ( Read more... )

Oh, McCain. I don't agree with ANY of your policies, but DAMN you make good cake ( Read more... )

So... can I just start by saying... Co-Ed gym class is an interesting experience ( Read more... )

I just realized this morning that the life of an alarm clock really sucks. You pay them to wake you up, and yet most people get annoyed when they do. You hit them to make them shut up, and grumpy non-morning people often go so far as throw them or break them. This is very tragic. I think I should start a home for wayward alarm clocks or something.

I'm ba-ack ( Read more... )

Been having some very vivid dreams lately. Like, I've just been remembering them very clearly, you know? Because I'm bored, here are a couple ( Read more... )

I was out Fringe-ing yesterday while my brother's band was practicing (they're in the Infringement Festival, which is the Off-Broadway to the Fringe's Broadway). This morning I noticed my guitar was gone. Went downstairs to my brother's lair and, sure enough, there it was, along with a very small octopus in a bowl of water that I am told is not ( Read more... )

Did not go to New York. Got to the airport, did not get on my first flight. Decided to screw it and not try for the second flight. Was too much trouble ( Read more... )

Some kid just whistled at me while I was riding home from Kathleen's on my bike. Okay, here's the deal: Whistling at girls is always rude and annoying. But whistling at girls riding bikes on an extremely white-bread suburb street? That's just incredibly lame. There were two of these kids and one was wearing a parka. So in addition to thinking he's ( Read more... )

Cold and flu season are supposed to be over, but looks like they've come back for one sucker-punch before they pass on the torch to annoying allergies and mosquito bites. Just in time for exams. Here I am, ready to fall off my chair, hot as hell (literally, you fools!), totally stuffed up and slightly queasy, and I gotsta drag myself into school ( Read more... )