in a fit of frustration i went outside to try to find a sizeable ciggarette butt to smoke. dissapointed but desperate, i settle on what looks like a marlboro light with two drags left. as i was about to light it, i look down and see a prestene american spirt. sometimes the world is magical.

i have 2 hours till class, and i finished my home work, so um i guess we can hang out or whatever, livejournal.so, um pictures.


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i have just returned from the pitkin county jail, where i recived a dui. my arrest was prompted by uriniating in public, and driviving with lights off. im sitting in the car getting pulled over, next to the 28 yr old fashion photograper man of my dreams, as he keeps telling my that i'm "so hot" for my calm and collected manner with the po. next ( Read more... )

number two loves me.

my mom has these fake boob inserts. i like to take one sometimes and use it as a stress ball or something. its fun, kinda cute. my mom just called me into her room because she found a boob in the handle of a cabinet. i forgot to put it back.

dad, why the hell do you watch fox news?

"because its fair and balanced."

-merry christmas from aspen.

i got my grades.

my 2d is missing.

and maybe i should have gone to art history more often

poo poo.

i accendentially denied frederic fekkai and the owner of k mart a handshake. i gave them the "one second im on the phone" finger.

i refuse to ever get a mullet, out of principle.

jenny holtzer must be shot.
::throws granate engraved bench::

i took some xanax (compliments of the squirrel) on the train from new york to providence which, caused me to sleep through the providence stop. i woke up in norwood massachusets, faced with a lack of train back to the big p, and a 6 oclock flight to aspen. i had to take a 100$ cab back to providence in an imitation london cab with a driver in a ( Read more... )

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this is my final project for 3d

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