My first attempt at poaching an egg in this apartment failed miserably in the sense that it's not pretty like a poached egg ought to be.  The basic point of the poached egg came across, though.

Don't you ever dare try to get into the "psychology" of why I watch puppy cam so much.  Don't you even fucking dare.

My BFA stands for Big Fucking Asshole.

My favorite thing to do is shop for groceries.

I'm sorry but one of the worst things I can do at any given time is reach for my phone instead of the remote to change the television channel.  It makes me feel so wretchedly "plugged in."  I don't ever want to be "plugged in."  BUT I'M SORRY SELF.  abcfamily is airing Beetle Juice.

Um.  Next time try carving "O" for Obama into your face instead of "B" for Barack.  Then you won't get it backwards, cut-nut.

-Anthony Bourdain would probably reflect a lot.  He'd also demand I show him my "native cuisine" (probably with Gordon) so he could feel like an outsider, yet included ( Read more... )

I can't stop fantasizing about having a threesome with Anthony Bourdain and Gordon Ramsey.

Did I just misspell "hennesseyy"?  Fuck if I'll look it up ( Read more... )

I swear to the gods if I ever eat meat again it's going to be this