i wanted to document this at some point because it consumed my life for a good few weeks. i recently came into 6 garbage bags of uncleaned sheep wool that i wanted to use for a craft called needle felting, in which you use a special needle to gather and shape wool into shapes ( Read more... )

whoa whoa whoa...time out. i didn't know miley cyrus was actually good. this is the first time i've heard her sing. this song is a jam. the video is also a jam.

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yesterday morning i heard a creature in the ceiling scurrying. sebastian was trying to climb up the walls to go kill it. this creature can't get into my apartment unless it can eat through ceiling drywall, so i assume myself to be safe. it is probably a mouse although i would prefer it to be a squirrel ( Read more... )

happy fathers day tiger woods.

my entire family screamed and jumped out of our couch cushions for you.

now go win the playoff. rocco is a dad but you should make him LOSE.

p.s. yelling FUCK YEAH was arguably poor sportsmanship, but if i would've sunk that putt then i would've said at least two more fucks.

i am sitting in an empty apartment waiting for comcast to come and give me the precious commodity of television. tonight i will have the precious commodities of a bed and a couch. then i will bring a cat here, and things should be fine after that ( Read more... )

p.s. i realized that at a recent party i recounted the tale of a man who used cocaine to climb mt everest and that i reported this man to be related to brody jenner of "the hills" fame. this is an absolute lie. the man was related to stavros niarchos.

switching amongst antibiotics, sudafed, benedryl, zyrtec, motrin, and robitusson seems to have gotten my health relatively back on track. all i really have left is a popping eardrum and a husky voice. the latter makes me feel sort of sultry, so it is really no big thang ( Read more... )

if there is one thing i am, it is a sucker for m. night shyamalan movies. the new preview for "the happening" looks great. arguably tacky, but still great. i will begin the countdown for june 13 now ( Read more... )

i havent written in forever. i've gotten into quite the routine, and feel like i am settling in pretty nicely in my life and with myself ( Read more... )

i got a neti pot last night in hopes that it would be a miracle cure for my sinuses. so sick of being sick. SO.


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