TWO HOURS!!! We had a car for two hours. Three of us in the apartment, we each had our own cars at one point, one by one taken away. Chip's Bronco was miraculously easy and cheap to repair. We had it in perfect running order for TWO HOURS before it slid into a utility pole. TWO HOURS!!! Now we're back to relying on Paul for rides. TWO HOURS ( Read more... )

I just wrote this email to a third party, but it was general enough that no one would know. Casual caveat; most of the anecdotes are reruns ( Read more... )

can't...find...motivation

drug test monday, work shortly after

I leave tomorrow morning, couldn't be sooner. So lonely. And I don't care what kind of yogurt the grocery store doesn't have. Dining table conversations with my grandmother aren't the most rewarding. I'm not going to let myself get old.

My uncles front door is worth as much as three years rent

Oh man, I went to yahoo hearts, and my old account was still active after all these months with my preserved excellent rating! Now that my opponents know what they're doing, I'll know what they're doing too, muahaha.

Ah, Saturday. On Sunday, I barely knew it existed. But its tuesday, wednesday now, and I think I've done a fair job piecing it together.

( I present, for your reading pleasure, Saturday )

I don't remember friday being all that eventful, but I can always move on to Saturday if I get bored. In any event, time for me to waste some time...
( Can't believe I didn't have a hangover )

Today was just so awe inspiring I don't know what to write about. We visited my uncle, and for fucks sake, theres a security clearance gate to get into his neighborhood! But no, I'll go through the first couple days of the cruise. Saturday was clearly the most exciting, but I have to build suspense, so I'll just start at Thursday and see how far ( Read more... )

I'm in sunny florida... with my dad and grandma, I haven't much else to do, so I'll start laying down the cruise, plank by freaking plank. I didn't realize how much space this would take at first, so I'll need to take a break and come back. This post will only cover my dining experiences.

( take a deep breath )

( testing, testing one two )