take a fucking number

[rod_swollen]

so the other day one of my marginally attractive lj friends did this lil cutsie wootsie lj game where she made a list of sweet and endearing comments about people on her lgeigh, numbered them and had us guess which one's we were. AWWWWWWWWWWBAARRRRRRFFFFF. totally disgustingly gross. of course i was like no. 1 and then also no. 7 cause im like so

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I'm #1!!!!!

[weswilson]

and #19... but you didn't know it was me.

Re: I'm #1!!!!!

[rod_swollen]

do you know how many people could be no. 1 wes? i mean really, how concited.

[babytndrluv]

You were begging for it and loved every minute of it. And just how many #19's were there you worthless crack whore? That explains why your farts smelled like blood and semen the next day.

[rod_swollen]

because SOMEBODY cant keep me on a short leash. thats why.

[of_amorality]

#10. i'm going home to have sex with myself.

[rod_swollen]

im here for your time of need. may i assist while seth gets the camera ready?

prepare to swoon.

also, im not moving to nashville anymore just cause seth has just threatened my life over this post.

[of_amorality]

well isn't my life on the downhill slide today. next time you talk to seth tell him to tone the cunt down a notch.
i'm possibly in a foul mood.

[closetdiva]

I'm 22!~!!! hooray!

[rod_swollen]

yes but youre the best 22 there is... um, 23 now cause i edited it.

[closetdiva]

hahahaha awesome

[artba3]

I'm either not there... or maybe #12... ?