Day One ( Read more... )

Hell isn’t that scary. It’s actually kind of lame. Hey Satan, playing "Hot in Here" over the intercom speakers was pretty ironic the first few hundred times. Thinking about her is what gets me through this eternal torment. Hers is an angelic beauty born of fire and the tears of a prophet ( Read more... )

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Medical Examiner: There are several bodies here. We'll pry them apart later ( Read more... )

And if there's a heaven and God I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there, drunk as a fucking monkey and smoking shit. Because he left his pains down here

death? whatchoo all know about death.

holy shit today was fucking horrible.. well.. yesterday.. if you want to be a dick about it. well... i have no energy to write. sorry. sorry. i got ( Read more... )

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing.You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even a human, fucking being. You are nothing but an unorganized grabastic ( Read more... )

I got my twin glock .40s, cocked back ( Read more... )

I have seen some crazy and stupid inventions in this world, like goggles for dogs (doggles), spandex for fat people and alcohol-free beer, but this one just takes the cake: laughing clubs. Laughing is healthy, said some Brazilian wonderdoctor to himself, and he started clubs all over the world where people just come together and laugh. For no ( Read more... )

alright you chiciken shit wimps! you pansies! when this goddamn light flips green im gonna blow everyone of you gutless punks off the road! right. challenge the bastards on thier own turf. come screeching up to the crosswalk bucking and skidding with a bottle of rum in one hand and jamming the horn to drown the music.. a genuinly dangerous ( Read more... )

WELL WELL WELL, IT SEEMS AS IF A CERTAIN SMARYTY MAN DID NOT PROTECT HIS COMPUTAR MACHENE FROM A CLEVAR HACX0R, ADN NOW SI PLAYING TEH PRICE!!! HELO MY NAEM SI JEFF K. AND YUO MAY REMAMABAR ME AS A INTARNET CELEBRIDY BECUASE MY AWARD WINNIING WEDBSITE HAS WON MANEY AWARDS FOR QUALIETY IN A FIELD OF EXAMPLES! all you flaming faggots need to shove ( Read more... )