fuck you and the horses you rode on. OH... EXCUSE ME fuck every one of kayas friends also quit posting anonymous you scrawny ass fools. i shouldnt be mad at dan for going out with kaya? why? why the fuck would one my best friends go out with one of my exs .thats like breaking the best freind rule. plus im bi polar and drunk all the time are ( Read more... )

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old ( Read more... )

bros before hos dude. you know who you is.

So I'm going to shut the fuck up now and get to the jokes. Enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine, as brought to you by forum goon therapy - "Jokes With Realistic Endings!" Now, on with the show ( Read more... )

why the fuck are you so GUI?????!!!!!!!?!?!??!?!?!hey its like mine and tracys anniversary thing. bwhaha yes anyway. 4-20 is going to be awesome jossom. also fuck a prom. blah anyway. captain morgan spiced rum is too much good for everything. (sorry?) im an alcoholic. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm platoon is a good goddamn movie. ( Read more... )

arrrrrrghhhh internet withdraws suck so bad. anyway i have like the sickest girlfriend/penguin and i have some tough guys in mi star ocean game and i got the strategy guide for it. robblerobblerobble. hangovers are sorry and i hate sleeping my day away. 211 is probably the worst tasting malt liquor right next to OE. fucking flog me.

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motherfuck. well yes i probably got kicked out of the house so dont call there for me. ARRGHHHH!!!!!!!!! well i doubt ill have a computer by the end of the month. goddamn today was a bad day. tracy im sorry we didnt chill today. i loves you, and ill call you tonight/tomorrow. oh yeah i got a new AIM SN its ItsAllGoneWeird. okay later.

Music enhances people's lives. But people are scumbags and don't deserve to have their lives enhanced. Here is why ( Read more... )

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