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daria werbowy. so amazing. so gorgeous. a goddess, in every way.

if i'm so retarded and such a fuck-up, then why am i still alive and have friends? why am i even going to college?

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for those of you who DID want to join raelism, i forgot to include the awesome herrick vid (so sorry ursula and future raelians)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_E16xXkawk

EVERYONE JOIN RAELISM. IT'S THE WAY TO GO. SERIOUSLY. ESPECIALLY WHEN IN COLLEGE.....hahahaha YES! GO ELOHIM ( Read more... )

oscar wilde. AWESOME comedian. love him. ...especially with persian food ( Read more... )

if you ever go to Chipotle, please make sure you've written a living will and called all your loved ones to say goodbye because you'll NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN after that fucking burrito. UGH.

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ANYONE HAVE A TICKET THEY CAN SELL TO ME FOR COACHELLA'S SECOND NIGHT?!?!!?