Comments | romanlawyer: Sunday Brunch

romanlawyer

Sunday Brunch

Jan 24, 2005 12:35

I was talking to my roommate yesterday about how animals establish hierarchy. Animals like monkeys and dogs, and maybe brine one day. I told him to lie on his back and expose his belly to me, signaling that I was the alpha male. He said no. Fine, I said ( Read more... )

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white_swan January 27 2005, 23:57:35 UTC

You added me, so I added you -- but how'd you find out about me? Always curious.

Susan

p.s. the spatula story is priceless

romanlawyer January 28 2005, 01:27:13 UTC

I am trembyle's muse. And he slams poets with you. And...I've been stalking you, just a little.

white_swan January 28 2005, 02:31:26 UTC

trembyle's muse is the Sweet Jesus on the Cross, non? I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD A LJ ACCOUNT, JESUS!!! NOW ROMAN LAWYER ALMOST MAKES SENSE!

Stalked? I haven't been stalked since the summer of '78. Feels.....nice!

romanlawyer January 28 2005, 02:46:53 UTC

The apostles have accounts too, but they won't let me give them out. I'm kinda in the dog house with them. It's a long story, it involves a poker game and a belly dancing contest--things got weird.

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salilus January 28 2005, 00:09:06 UTC

Ha! you're sarcastic and that's amusing :)

How did you find me to add me? We haven't a thing in common that I can see... so I, like white_swan, am curious. Do tell.

romanlawyer January 28 2005, 01:28:37 UTC

I've done some very bad things to you, things you don't know about. I'm getting up the nerve to apologize, so I added you in the meantime.

salilus January 28 2005, 11:03:08 UTC

Very bad things to me, eh?

You're right, I don't know - have we ever even met or talked?

romanlawyer January 28 2005, 14:18:31 UTC

No and No. I don't like to talk very much "in person." A car accident left me partially paralyzed and in a wheelchair. No it didn't.

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what's the agenda? ghostofchance January 28 2005, 05:41:51 UTC

aw, i think you only friended me because trembyle did, and i think trembyle did just because i'm one of the mods.

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Re: i'll kill you in teh face!!1!!!111one white_swan January 28 2005, 10:25:03 UTC

That IS very sad. Here, I'LL add you. Better now?

Re: i'll kill you in teh face!!1!!!111one white_swan January 28 2005, 10:27:11 UTC

Although, and I'll say this only once: you listed one of your favorite books as "Atlas Shrugged." That book was written by Beelzebub Mephistophales Satan III, who was at the time living in the body of Ayn Rand. I threw that book against the wall when I read it, then promptly threw it in the trash. It is offensive to every sensibility that I own.

But I still added you.

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timiathan February 5 2005, 23:26:31 UTC

Heya, you didn't have to delete me just cuz I didn't add you back right away. I woulda, but I forgot to look up where you came from. I wanna be part of the good fun. Now I feel like the only kid who didn't get a toy for Christmas:(