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[romanlawyer]

--My girlfriend gets very angry whenever I wash my sheets, assuming that I've just slept with someone and am hiding the evidence

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[perfectlylegal]

This post was just begging for me to try and conjure up a mental picture of your penis.

Lookin good, by the way.

[romanlawyer]

you and your friends can dream about it all you want..

[quiet_flame]

--My girlfriend gets very angry whenever I wash my sheets, assuming that I've just slept with someone and am hiding the evidence.

You probably are because you're a man. But you can't wash the sheets of your CONSCIENCE NOW CAN YOU?!

Thanks for the add, by the way.

[romanlawyer]

You probably are because you're a man. But you can't wash the sheets of your CONSCIENCE NOW CAN YOU?!

Don't get all single white female on me. Also, consciences are best cleaned by several dips in denial.

[mostlie_sunnie]

Your girlfriend also gets angry when you *don't* wash the sheets, because, eww.

[romanlawyer]

Unwashed sheets = the battle field of play

Nice Natalie Portman Icon:

[mostlie_sunnie]

That's the best compliment, EVER.

[romanlawyer]

Sometimes even a carpet cleaner needs a carpet cleaner.

Eew, gross.

[white_swan]

Nonononononono

You have to say

"May I help you? A BALLscotti, perhaps?"

hee hee hee!

My dad used to wear short purple plaid Bermuda Shorts out of which his large, hairy balls would penduously dangle. It was fascinatingly gross.

[romanlawyer]

BALLscotti. I am sick to my stomach for not coming up with that first.

Winner and still champion: White_Swan

[white_swan]

Hells Yeah! It's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight!!! Wooo Hoooo!

Ballscotti. Perhaps we should invent this; a crisp almond chocolate treat in the shape of a nutsack.