21st Crummy Joke

[romantic_rube]

Superman blew me up. Think it was with those cheap eye-laser things he got. Hey, if ya gotta go out, I guess gettin' atomized is one of the less painful ways of goin' about it

Comments

[dreamsofnoah]

I think~ I have to agree.

[romantic_rube]

Hey, it ain't like I wanted to bite it or anything, but if you gotta go, you might as well go out with a bang, right?

[dreamsofnoah]

Might as well make a show of it~.

[romantic_rube]

Yeah, or a joke at least.

Sucks, huh?

[proudbutterfly]

There, there. All is well now, isn't it? ♥

[romantic_rube]

Yeah, I ain't got any problem stayin' here. Better than the alternative by a long shot.

[private//unhackable]

[ttly_not_batman]

I'm assuming this story means you're from Kara's version of Gotham, seeing as there is no Superman where I'm from.

[private//unhackable]

[romantic_rube]

Huh? Whoa, you don't know Superman? Huh. Guess so. Why, what's that gotta do with anything?

[private//unhackable]

[ttly_not_batman]

No, I don't. Which is why I'm just trying to get everything straight, for now.

[private//unhackable]

[romantic_rube]

Well, in a place like this I'd believe just about anything, so whatever makes you happy, Richie Rich. Ask away.

[conundrumking]

You died?! When did this happen?

[romantic_rube]

I didn't tell you guys? Oh... Right... Guess I fergot t'mention that. Didn't seem all that important at the time

[conundrumking]

Of all of the ways to go... that isn't even fair.

And that freak calls himself a hero! He probably convinced himself that killing you was righteous! Heroes and their moral superiority--it's fine for them brutalize us or murder us for petty crimes, but we so much as sneeze at any of their precious little friends or walk past a bank and we're evil!

Ahem.

That wasn't very sporting of him. Obviously, no one told him that shooting lasers of your eyes is cheating.

[romantic_rube]

Yeah, always figured it'd be Mister J t'do it, y'know? Least he'd make a laugh of it. It'd've made a lot more sense, too.

Well, anyway, at least now I know why I hate Metropolis. Much as I hate Batsy, at least you stand a chance against him sometimes, right?

[is_fear_itself]

Absolutely disgusting behavior, but who can really expect anything more from someone so brainless?

He should have known you were only playing. Virtually nothing separates these heroes from us but their own six-year-old morality plays.

[romantic_rube]

Them jock-types are all the same, Jonny. Nothin' but muscle and morals.