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My priorities are all screwed up. Nathan's wedding is today and the only thing that got me out of bed was the thought that I might actually get to see sword-chucks in action. Sword-chucks, yo. Nathan, if you read this, please don't hate me for being an online comic junkie. I'll still be at the wedding. Everyone else, go check out nuklearpower. ( Read more... )

I know I do a lot of this, but this one is just funny. Well, if you know me at all.

How to make a roninclepto
Ingredients:

1 part pride

1 part crazyiness

5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I have a question. Was the name of the Potomac River derived from Greek? You know, like hippopotamus? Unless I'm mistaken, hippo means horse and potamus indicates either water or river. In any event, if there is a connection I believe that I have lost even more faith in the founders of this country. Or the explorers who named everything and ( Read more... )

For all of you who have ever asked, "What is wrong with him?", I now have an answer.

DisorderRatingParanoid:ModerateSchizoid:ModerateSchizotypal:Very HighAntisocial:ModerateBorderline:ModerateHistrionic:HighNarcissistic:ModerateAvoidant:Very HighDependent:HighObsessive-Compulsive:High
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I picked up a copy of Fireborn last weekend and have been (slowly) reading through it. I like the "dynamic d6" system they have, as well as the concept. I'm just having trouble making myself sit down and read through the setting. It's not that it's bad, I just have other things taking up my time. Like gaming, work, friends, and other reading. ( Read more... )

I have vanquished the beast of Improbable Technology and can once again access my live journal. Mind you, I did have to call upon the god Commercialism to do so (a greedy god, demanding monetary sacrifice), but that's the way of the techno-incompetent. Enough about that ( Read more... )

I am an idiot. I listened to the people that said Resident Evil: Apocalypse was a good movie. I believe one quote was "orders of magnitude better than the first one." Well, the first one got a big fat 0 on my personal rating scale, and 0 multiplied by anything is still 0. I expected wooden acting. I expected awful, cheesy, gratuitously flashy ( Read more... )

All right, I'm a noob, occasionally some of these strike me as funny. This one is because I have so few friends.

I hate my computer so much right now. Three different image programs and I eventually had to resort to paint to come up with an image this program can use. Why does everything have to be so simple?