Bad news, fans. It's not looking good for me coming out in first on Best Week Ever. One of my top 25 favorite wrestlers killed his wife and kid then himself, the girlfriend and I broke up so now I need to come up with a new excuse next time Robin gets really drunk and asks me to go home with her, I want to watch Scarlet Street like none other but ( Read more... )

Jason hasn't done an IN and OUT list since August so I am stealing the idea for a post to try and coax one out of him ( Read more... )

Twelve years after I started going to school here, I've finally gotten myself into the paper. Here is a picture of me hanging out with rock legends Sponge.


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So earlier today at work I was telling everyone how selfish they are because if they all pitched in together they could buy me an Xbox 360 no problem. Seriously, it'd be like ten bux a person and I might even be willing to throw in 20 or 30 myself. Friend Amy asked me if I'd stop seeing the girlfriend if someone bought me an Xbox 360. The answer ( Read more... )

A week ago, the dog I got when I saw 10 died. His name was MJ and he was better than all the pet goldfish I had before him combined. He was a little cocker spaniel and when we got him, my brother and I got into a fight over what we would name him. My brother wanted to name him Max and Killer and all these other names suited for much bigger and ( Read more... )

So I've got a big time problem and I have no clue what the solution is. Girlfriend's birthday is on November 7th and she picked the absolute worst day of the year to be born. What happens on November 7th besides mid-term elections? (ROCK THE VOTE so I don't have to!) Fuckin' Guitar Hero 2 comes out. I pre-ordered mine through the company that ( Read more... )

Even though "blogosphere" is the dumbest word man has ever created and I don't want to have anything to do with it, I have to offer up this contribution to the Internet Gods. Tonight I saw Snakes on a Plane and I'm filled with a feeling that people in love have fooled themselves into thinking they know anything about ( Read more... )

I have exactly four goals in life. To learn them all, you'll have to buy my autobiography, which I'll set loose on the world as soon as I've got enough made up stories that didn't happen to sufficiently impress everyone. The most important thing is that I accomplished one of those goals Sunday. I'll probably knock another one out of the park ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if I ever told anyone this, but back around 1993 or 1994 I had a dirty little secret. I was like 11 or 12 years old and there was nothing better than watching my favorite wrestlng program, WWF Raw (NOTE: NOT TRUE ANY MORE, JOHN CENA IS A FAG). Who was my favorite wrestler at the time, you ask? Because you were so fucken polite, I ( Read more... )

I've had something weighing on my conscience for a while that I need to do something about. I have a decision of the utmost importance to make ( Read more... )